It’s still relatively early, and you have a whole work day in front of you, so two items purely to cheer you up.
Last night WordPress told me that someone had got to this blog by googling the term, “can champagne cause stroke?” ???!!!! Well, of course, I had to check what happens if you do that!!! This, apparently:
Also, I saw the item below in the Metro yesterday. I don’t normally take pics of things that make me laugh, but I sent this to a friend… I know. Shame on me. (But, isn’t that what picture messaging is for??!!)